A lightbulb joke
This is not an original, and I don’t know who the original author is. I got this from the fortune program running on my laptop.
Q: How many journalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Three. One to report it as an inspired government program to bring light to the people, one to report it as a diabolical government plot to deprive the poor of darkness, and one to win a Pulitzer prize for reporting that Electric Company hired a lightbulb-assassin to break the bulb in the first place.
Quite apropos, I thought.