A lightbulb joke

This is not an original, and I don’t know who the original author is. I got this from the fortune program running on my laptop.

Q: How many journalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Three. One to report it as an inspired government program to bring light to the people, one to report it as a diabolical government plot to deprive the poor of darkness, and one to win a Pulitzer prize for reporting that Electric Company hired a lightbulb-assassin to break the bulb in the first place.

Quite apropos, I thought.

Thursday, March 8th, 2007, by gier and is filed under "Lame Jokes ". You can leave a response here, or send a Trackback from your own site.

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    Mat Merah

    Saturday, March 10th, 2007 at 0:48

    Menage a trois?

    Ahhhh…. I thought you meant screw in a lightbulb?

    How about the bayonet type lightbulbs? Hahahaha….

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