A lightbulb joke
March 8th, 2007 gier Posted in Lame Jokes | 1 Comment »
This is not an original, and I don’t know who the original author is. I got this from the fortune program running on my laptop.
Q: How many journalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Three. One to report it as an inspired government program to bring light to the people, one to report it as a diabolical government plot to deprive the poor of darkness, and one to win a Pulitzer prize for reporting that Electric Company hired a lightbulb-assassin to break the bulb in the first place.
Quite apropos, I thought.
March 10th, 2007 at 0:48
Menage a trois?
Ahhhh…. I thought you meant screw in a lightbulb?
How about the bayonet type lightbulbs? Hahahaha….