Who to bantai — a guide
I’m sure regular blog readers are aware of Tengku Adnan’s statement with regards to bloggers and their lying tendencies. For those who aren’t, you can walk with these people:
Now, apart from saying that most unemployed bloggers are women (ah so, but are they hot or not?) and that they’re liars, he also allegedly said that these bloggers with incite the country as so:
“Malays will kill Chinese, Chinese will kill Malays, Indians will kill everybody else.”
Since we here at mentera.org are very helpful people, we have prepared a “kill matrix” so that the more cerebrally challenged among us will know where to target.
The matrix is to be read left-to-right. So, as you can see, I have faithfully translated Tengku Adnan’s (alleged) claim regarding the bloggers’ inclinations into a “visual” format, because a picture is worth a thousand words, plus minus one or two. If we are to expand on the matrix, we can see that the winners in all this are the Indians. Because one would presume that the Malays and the Chinese would bantai each other to oblivion while the Indians mop up the “dan lain-lain”. In order to keep things simple, I would assume that the Chindians, Melacins, Mamaks, Serani, Portugis, and other rojaks are all under Others. Also, the Mamaks cannot cheat and say that they’re Indians, ok. Unless your IC says you’re Indian and not bumiputera. I suppose you can side with the Indians if that’s the case.