Baldly speaking

June 15th, 2007 gier Posted in Mentera Moden | No Comments »

Sometimes, it’s hard, we have to admit. Living in such a prosperous and happy, happy country. In a fish bowl covered by a coconut husk. Where the issues of the day include the attire of MAS flight attendants (too sexy), Hattan’s rendition of Negaraku (not as good as MP Seri Gading’s), Ministers’ wives (who’s hot — Tiara and Normala, who’s not — Jeanne, apparently), Hantu exhibitions (they’re not real — you think?) and sundry other matters.

Of course, that’s just being simplistic. There also issues like conveyancing for banks where certain racial makeups are required.

There’s also that one where a dead guy turns out to be another religion than what his whole family thought he was.

Then there’s the time when your MP or ADUN kicks the bucket and you wake up the next morning to find that the road in front of your house has been retarred and is now 6 inches higher than it used to be, so much so that your lowered Toyota KE20 can’t get out of the driveway without the bottom scraping the edge. And remember, Tok Guru said that you can take their money, just don’t vote for them. It’s okay, he made a fatwa.

Who can forget about the two bloggers getting sued? It then resulted in a bunch of bloggers getting together to Unite! After which, they realised that some of them don’t like each other, so they disunited (and there’s a surprise).

And now … our artists are getting to be too much. Men wearing earrings and women shaving their heads. Goodness gracious, what next!

ENDNOTE: Thanks be to Suanie for is get finding the pictchures.